"I'm telling everyone."

Ever since my daughter got a 4.0 GPA in her first semester of high school, I feel like the 85 year old guy in the joke who steps into the confessional and confesses that he slept with a 19 year old woman. When the priest finds out that he's not even Catholic, he asks "why are you telling me this?" And the old man proudly replies: "I'm telling everyone!"