Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Run Fred Run! (right to the dermatologist)

As has been suspected for some time, it's looking like actor Fred Thompson is ready to announce his candidacy for President. But here is his major problem...he looks like hell! I caught him on "Real Time with Bill Maher" last week and he didn't just have bags under his eyes, he had a matched set of steamer trunk, overnight valise and makeup tote. I'm not saying his worn-out appearance makes him unfit to be President, I'm saying it makes him unelectable. He's only 65, but on Maher's show, he looked like 80. The American Voter is very picky about things like that, and I just don't see how he can fight off handsome Mitt Romney, the uber-manager Rudy Giuliani or war hero John McCain.

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