Thursday, March 09, 2006

A tasteless (but funny) joke

A Kiwi (a New Zealander, not the bird) walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife, who is lying in the bed, looks up and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you imbecile."

The man calmly replies: " I wasn't talking to you."

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