A note to the right-wingers who deny the truth of evolution and climate change: if you're going to question the validity of basic science, you can't limit yourself to only those two things.
After all, if all of that is “lies from the pits of hell,”
as Congressman Paul Broun of Georgia said, then so is the Second Law of
Thermodynamics. And Newton’s Laws of
Motion. Because they all come from the
same source: the scientific method. The
willingness to observe the world around you with humility and attempt to
understand or explain it using methods that are both empirical and repeatable.
Over the centuries, that approach to…well, existence has brought us some pretty
great things. Navigation. Electricity.
Vaccines. And things you guys
like, too. Internal combustion engines. Air conditioning. Nukes.
Internet porn. Oxy-Contin. All
courtesy of science.
Polio killed or crippled millions – before scientists did
something called “experimentation” and eventually found a vaccine that has virtually wiped the virus from the planet.
As many as 8,000 lives were lost in the Galveston Hurricane
of 1900. Because until scientists
figured out how to put cameras into orbit, pretty much every hurricane was as
big a surprise as Katrina was to George W. Bush. Or as Bill Clinton was to discover Monica
Lewinsky wasn’t keeping up on the dry cleaning.
While we’re at it, denying mathematics isn’t helping you
guys much, either. Nate Silver – whose
goal was to take bias out of polling, to be as scientific and rational as
possible in his predictions – called the Presidency and all 33 Senate races in
2012 with 100% accuracy. This is before the election. Meanwhile, Karl Rove was so out of touch with
reality that he made Fox’s Megyn Kelly get up and go down the hall and
mega-super-extra-doublecheck the numbers - because after all, everyone had
prayed. so. hard! And this is after the polls had closed.
So here’s the deal.
If you can’t accept the fact that higher concentrations of CO2
in our atmosphere is changing our climate, then you also don’t get to use any
of the boner pills brought to us by chemistry.
If you want to believe the world was created in six 24-hour
days and humans and dinosaurs walked the earth together, then you have to start walking. Everywhere.
After all, today’s cars have more computing power than all of NASA used
to get us to the moon and safely home again. Which reminds me, no Teflon-coated pans, either. Those tools of Satan in NASA’s materials
engineering group came up with that one.
And don’t think you can weasel out of this by buying a bicycle, since
without vulcanization, it wouldn’t have tires.
For that matter, without metallurgy, it wouldn’t have a frame.
So all the wonderful stuff we get from chemistry and physics
and biology – all that’s off-limits. No cell
phones, no iPads, no TV, no photography.
No GPS. No anitbiotics, no
alternating current, no Gulfstream IVs.
No IVs, period. No Advil. No Aleve.
No Lipitor, Nexium or Flomax.
One exception – vaccines.
Those we’ll let you have. After
all, we have to think of the children. Our children.
So feel free, deny science all you want. But when you want something to cure your cancer, fly you to Branson or watch Fox News on – try praying for it.
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