A woman in England has taken to recording the things her husband says while asleep. Things like:
"Just look at yourself. Yeah, now look at me. You don't stand a chance. It must suck to be you, I'm sure."
"Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it's with me."
"I like the balloons. I want one. If I don't get one, I'm gonna squeeze one out right here, right now.... I warned you!"
"You know, with you you you, it's all me me me. Well fuck fuck fuck fuck you you you."
"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"